The Word #4 Ex-Girlfriends

Hello, Von Erich here, and this week the word is ex-girlfriends. Now I may not be the best person to do a rant about this subject. Besides for a few exceptions, I get along magically with my exes. But not a day goes by, not a single goddamned day, that I dont hear one of my friends bitching about how some dirty whore used and abused them. Everything from being cheated on, these broads stealing their money and/or drugs, blatantly lying right to their face, and my personal favorite, murdering their child. Like I said, Im not really 'that guy' who has ex-girlfriend problems, but on behalf of everyone that does..... I will be taking a stand against stupid broads who dont understand the meaning of the word 'ending'. If anyone ever has a problem regarding their ex, I will be there to put that slut in her place. And I will tell them that means no more contact, no more showing off your new boytoy, and no more whining and crying about how the mess you're in is none of your fault. I beleive I owe it to these people to stick up for them when no one else will. This has been Von Erich and may God have mercy on us all.